• attractive boy: hi i'm famous
• attractive boy: hi i'm gay
• attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
• attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
• attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
• attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
• attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
• attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
• attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character